I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
do herpes really smell.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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