i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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