I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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