i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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