so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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