I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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