Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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