Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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