dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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