are you so shy because you have an std?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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