I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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