hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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