i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
