god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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