I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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