I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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