And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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