i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You need Xanax blowdarts
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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