i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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