Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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