I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
