we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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