So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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