Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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