have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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