I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My ass is underappreciated
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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