I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
