I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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