Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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