She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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