Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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