Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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