I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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