it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So many bounce houses so little time
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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