just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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