Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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