I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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