I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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