I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My vagina just recognized that song.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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