oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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