My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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