Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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