Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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