i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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