just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Boobs speak an international language.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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