I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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