He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
