Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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