I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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