New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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