Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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