Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Randomize
