yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I'm really busy with my period
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