Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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