let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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