have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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